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Blenda

Common appliance, often found neah the dishwasha, toasta, Mixmasta, knife shoppana, ’letrick can opena, Amaner rayda range, food steama, juice extracta, Kweezanot, and pahster mayka. “ I bought my wife Brender a Blenda and she’s goin’ nuts making the official Roe Dyelin shake. Cawfee cab’nits.”

From The Rhode Island Dictionary by Mark Patinkin, with illustrations by Don Bousquet. 

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